!ALL OF YOU FUCKING RETARDS, PLEASE READ THIS JOURNAL!
No, this is NOT the real Jhonen Vasquez. Get that through your thick skulls and into your understimulated brains before I am forced to beat it into you with a gold plow. This is a plz account. Plz accounts are made by DA users so that other users can post the avatar and just have fun with it.

Honestly, do you really think that JV would have a DA account, and that he would have THIS username and THIS avatar? It's just common sense, people.

I suppose I'll also have to point out that this plz account was made by ~Wolbachia, which is why my avatar is in this journal.

REMEMBER: You are stupid. Please refrain from making a show of your stupidity whenever possible.

SHOCKING INFORMATION FOR YOU ALL:
Apparently some people are assholes. Seeing as this is a plz account, I really thought that censoring comments wouldn't have to happen, but because some of you are total dicks, I can't in good conscience let certain comments remain on this page. Some comments may also be hidden because DA is stupid and doesn't allow you to edit your comments after posting them.

To all of those who are NOT severely handicapped in the brain region:
Please disregard this message and go about your regular interwebs activities.
ONOES!